cute girl child
- Daddy, tell a fairy tale!
- Fairy tales let your mother tell you better. Do you want a joke?
- Well, listen. Somehow English, French, German, Polish, Estonian, Armenian, Turkish, Jewish, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, American and Russian mice gathered together.
I drank an English mouse a drop of rum and fell asleep.
I drank a French mouse a drop of brandy and fell asleep.
The German mouse drank a drop of schnapps and fell asleep.
And you, son, sleep. Oh, already? Good job.